The Hamster Eater | Story by Tirzah


A Universal Dragon came and was angry and destroyed the world. And then boom! Big, huge hamster balls with hamsters in them rolled and caught us on a summer spring day.

I was rolling around in a giant hamster ball at the time of the apocalypse. The giant hamster ball was filled with hamsters, and I ate the hamsters. And then I was rolling in a ball for as long as I could remember.